Porn star quote of the week

"I guess Rob saw something in me because he put me under contract. He told me I had to lose at least twenty pounds, get a nose job and a boob job and all that. The day I went in to sign my contract, I had no make up on, shorts, boots, a tank top, I looked like hell. I get to the office and they told me I had to do an anal scene. To do an anal scene you have to not eat for a couple of days, really prepare. The next thing I know, I'm out in the wilderness, [p**p]ing all over Tommy. I had to go into the woods with bottled water and towels to clean it all up. It was one of the worst experiences of my life. It was the only time I've ever worked with Tom Byron."
-- Lizzie Borden, making like a bear in the woods at Tom Byron’s expense

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